About The Author

My name is Maxine. I’m 25, I like fancy things, and I own way too many fucking face creams.

I am not a professional makeup artist, a professional dermatologist, or a professional anything. I’m just a regular girl who likes to put things on her face.

Sometimes I like to put jars on my face.
…usually I just put products on it, though.

email me your questions, thoughts, secret dreams, get-rich-quick schemes, and recipes for ritzy cocktails: putthisonyourface@gmail.com

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